Bullets don't kill people. I kill people.

So it's been awhile since I've posted anything and I thought I'd just bring everybody back up to speed with a bullet presentation.

• While watching the Food Network, Karen's jealousy of Rachael Ray overcame her and she personally renamed "$40 a Day" to "How to Cheat Poor Service People Out of Their Tips". Karen's just angry because I call RR a goddess, although we have both decided that Rachael Ray would be the world's single most annoying person to be around in person. ( I swear to Gd, if Sumit ever said "Yum-O!" I would slap the shit out of him. ) Plus, she has a Ba-donk-a-donk.
  
• I've gotten a cell phone, and in addition to the copious amounts of drunk dialing - expected, of course, I have started to take a ridiculous number of ridiculous photos. It's quickdraw properties have definite advantages. Observe:

Exhibit one. Holla Back Boy giving Will a "Wet Willie". It just seems natural sometimes.



This is Sumit making sure there is no Tequila on the poker money. Thanks Sumit.




The ever-elusive Karen, in her natural environment. ( Natural environment being a towel, a silly hat, smoking a cigarette, and reading Calvin and Hobbes.


Unsuspecting bystanders picking your nose, beware!! I have the ability... I have the technology.. to snap pictures in like five-point-two milliseconds. If I can figure out to get 'LifeBlog' going, I could even instantly upload them. The possibilities are endless.

• The bullets are pointless.

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• New Music to check out: Ratatat ( Try "Seventeen Years" )
  
• Gatta go. Heading to the zoo, hopefully to see the new elephant baby. Have you ever noticed that optimism exists without actual practicality? For instance, I was just thinking, "Man I love my apartment. Now that they've opened up Forest Park Ave, I could ride my bike to the zoo! If I had a bike."

Numa numa

Apparently there is an internet sensation that I've been missing. Numa numa is this craze where you dance in front of your webcam to a ridiculously catchy song... ok actually, I'm just going to quote wikipedia. Because it's way more official-sounding and that makes it even funnier.

Numa Numa (or "the Numa Numa Dance") is an Internet phenomenon based on amateur videos made for the song Dragostea din Tei by Romanian pop band O-Zone.

Anh, just go read the whole article.
Plus, it's time for me to post videos that I've found while looking for more Numa numa. (Kinda sounds like some sort of exotic South American fruit.... or an obscure reference to sex or drugs. "Have you ever sucked dick for Numa numa?"

















First, there is the David Hasselhoff music video. If you haven't already seen this, it's worth it. It brings to mind the days of Yatta! and Dalher Mendhi. (Who, by the way, I had playing in the car the other day. I've turned into a Dalher Mendhi fan.)





Then, the spoof of the David Hasselhoff music video. Equally as hilarious.




Everything on this page made me laugh out loud. At work. And shoot hazelnut coffee out of my nose. Especially the Scare Tactics one. I had to cover my mouth and pretend that I was reading a horrible e-mail.

Meet Max: Internet Time Waster.