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23 Feb 04

Headline: TEAM WITH FAKE NAME IS UNSTOPPABLE

MILWAUKEE - Politics quickly run into sports, like when small countries consider beating the American rugby, badminton, or jai a’lai team. It is interesting to note the small bands of rebels that will fire their automatic weapons into the air when their cricket team trots off of a victorious field, taking down the giant. Their team, their sport, will take the spotlight and demonstrate that the American administration can be taken down. Also notable, but less noticeable, is the general malaise that will infect a people after losing to such an international superpower, with little to no recognition except in their own country. Though these teams are the best of the best in their countries, American cynicism and culture only allows certain sporting events to be important, leaving the conquering American squads alone in their celebration, and the defeated in relative obscurity. It is no surprise then, when the United States Innertube Water Polo Team ( of Marquette University fame) again beat the College Republican Elephants, there was little cause for celebration from the likes of the national Republican Party. In fact, there was an extremely poor showing at the match, especially considering the USIWPT’s unparalleled record within their conference of Collegiate Coed Innertube Water Polo. With their recent change of name from Brown Lettuce in 2002, to the Lizzie McGuire Water Polo Team in early 2003 and later in that same year the Broad Squad, the Marquette University campus remained calm on Sunday night as the giant of water polo again took its opponent with little resistance. It is reasonable to say, then, that the Bush/Cheney 2004 reelection campaign should be careful to watch the signs.



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