Daily Cooking Tip: 7/26

1. Dont Suck.
2. Try not to pick up hot pan over chefs head and then scream like a girl and drop it on his head.
3. Don't suck as much as the guy with the truckers license who wishes he'd taken the job on the road. He's the pasta cook. He's a trucker.
4. Don't flip the scampi into the chefs coat pockets. As much as anyone would apprecate that ( especially at some kind of Japanese steak house ) the chef has seen it all already. He used to have clean coat pockets.
5. Don't suck at doing important things like:

-cooking

more later