I'm late for work.

Again. It's my second day.

But I'm trying to keep up with the Roberges. Apparently that means putting really bad stories on the internet so that a LOT of people can find twenty dollars.

Quick updates on life, love, sex, God, school, money, drugs, the Cardinals, Internet dating, the current St. Louis gay club scene, BMW convertabiles, the coolest music in the world, Sri Lankan-British women that rock my world, why I'm a pedophile, and why I need more RAM soon to follow. But like I said; I'm late for work. Again. And it's my second fucking day.

junk

ps I can't decide if whoisjunk should be a really obscure reference to Jeopardy or if it's a blatant rip off of Mike Jones -- Mike Jones.