So we're sitting around the barbeque pit on Wednesday evening, enjoying new company, new roommates, new friends and family getting older by the second. My step-mother, who is as gracious and sweet as one could please, has decided to jump in on the telling of raunchy jokes. This produced the following dialogue.
Lee: "Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?"
ALL: "Dunno."
Lee: "The guy that can carry two coffees and six dougnuts!"
(Uproarious laughter, except for Sumit.)
Sumit: (walking out of the house at the last second, to his credit, he didn't hear the first part of the joke)
"What? I don't get it."
Dad: "My delicate flower told a dirty joke. Don't worry about it"
Sumit: "No no! I want to hear it! Explain it to me!"
Lee: (without skipping a beat) "Sorry, Sumit. I can't explain a six doughnut joke to a two doughnut guy..."
(more uproarious laughter followed by an embarrased Lee having to explain the joke to Sumit. Followed then by an even more embarrased Sumit apologizing to Lee for making her explain it. Followed then by my brother, my dad, Ed, Rohit, Ragu, me, and Sumit's buddies from work having to dust each other off and try to stop crying.)
Dad:( in between the wheezing) "Eh he... hee... Sumit... My delicate flower just ripped a hole in your ass."
End story
Today's list of songs that might be cool to cover as 90's alternative rock songs.
Yes that's Michael Jackson and Fleetwood Mac. It's called creativity, people. Keep up.
And that brings me to my closing point for Friday,
Just because you CAN, doesn't mean that you SHOULD. ( Originally thought while driving and wondering if my roommates had kept the air conditioning on all day, but can be applied to any consumptive situation, like driving across a parking lot to get to HQ, taking a Jager Bomb, or attacking Third World countries ( George! Naughty!).
Have a kick ass night.
tell Sumit that I miss him.
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