Ingenious, Creative, Practical and Simply Preposterous

So Janette has raised the bar. Great gift. I'll recount one of my favorite stories...

A traveler found himself pulling an all-nighter in an airport. He wrote his flight information on a Post-it(c) Note, along with a plea to wake him up in time, and stuck it on his shirt. It worked - twice! He dozed off after one traveler woke him. The second person made sure he was up.

By the way, I'd just like to give a creepy shout-out to the reason I started blogging... Plus you should just keep up with this guy. Anyone who snorts 151 is automatically good in my book. (ps If my boss asks anyone, I had food poisoning today. It was the salmon salad.)