1. Dont Suck.
2. Try not to pick up hot pan over chefs head and then scream like a girl and drop it on his head.
3. Don't suck as much as the guy with the truckers license who wishes he'd taken the job on the road. He's the pasta cook. He's a trucker.
4. Don't flip the scampi into the chefs coat pockets. As much as anyone would apprecate that ( especially at some kind of Japanese steak house ) the chef has seen it all already. He used to have clean coat pockets.
5. Don't suck at doing important things like:
-cooking
more later
26 July 2005
20 July 2005
I'm late for work.
Again. It's my second day.
But I'm trying to keep up with the Roberges. Apparently that means putting really bad stories on the internet so that a LOT of people can find twenty dollars.
Quick updates on life, love, sex, God, school, money, drugs, the Cardinals, Internet dating, the current St. Louis gay club scene, BMW convertabiles, the coolest music in the world, Sri Lankan-British women that rock my world, why I'm a pedophile, and why I need more RAM soon to follow. But like I said; I'm late for work. Again. And it's my second fucking day.
junk
ps I can't decide if whoisjunk should be a really obscure reference to Jeopardy or if it's a blatant rip off of Mike Jones -- Mike Jones.
But I'm trying to keep up with the Roberges. Apparently that means putting really bad stories on the internet so that a LOT of people can find twenty dollars.
Quick updates on life, love, sex, God, school, money, drugs, the Cardinals, Internet dating, the current St. Louis gay club scene, BMW convertabiles, the coolest music in the world, Sri Lankan-British women that rock my world, why I'm a pedophile, and why I need more RAM soon to follow. But like I said; I'm late for work. Again. And it's my second fucking day.
junk
ps I can't decide if whoisjunk should be a really obscure reference to Jeopardy or if it's a blatant rip off of Mike Jones -- Mike Jones.
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